May 2013
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
mrmdprncss:
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
multipack:
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
everyday: i need new clothes
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
